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[threebetrayals]

Why do you want to call me that?!

[book2thehead]

[He laughs softly, back to leading the way to their "date" destination.]

Because it's true! I like having keywords to describe my friends, so I'd like to find a good one for you~

[He says this like he has more than three or four actual friends in his life--]

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And you default to "cute" and "pretty"? Really?

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They're the first ones that came to mind for you.

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Now why do I doubt that? Are you sure "rude" or "acerbic" weren't the first ones?

[book2thehead]

[The most dramatic gasp!]

Man alive, that's my friend you're talking about, sir! How dare you accuse me of thinking such things about him~!

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Are you a detective or an actor?!

[book2thehead]

Hey, sometimes a little acting is necessary during an investigation, you know~

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So you act like someone in a Fontanian thriller novel?

[book2thehead]

[That makes Heizou laugh brightly, head thrown back and everything.]

Oh, have you read those?! They're amazing! Fontaine has the best mystery authors in Teyvat, without question!

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Kusanali gets books from all over.

[So, yeah. One.]

They're overblown and dramatized.

[book2thehead]

They are! The killers' methods are always so convoluted and not at all how it is in my experience, but Fontanian authors really have the most incredible flair for the dramatic. The characters are all so exaggerated, and the stories are compelling and fun, even if sometimes they can be a little predictable...

[He lets out a sigh of nerdy joy.] It's fantastic~

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The one I read involved the Fatui.

[A beat]

I realize that I was never in the public consciousness even before everyone forgot me, but to put the Sixth Harbinger in a relationship with the Arlecchino?

[book2thehead]

[That makes Heizou laugh even harder.]

Well, it's called fiction for a reason! Being invisible to the public opens people's imaginations up to all sorts of possibilities about who the Sixth could be.

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But Arlecchino. She's insane.

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Did the author keep her insane in the story, or did they tweak things to suit their own preferences~?

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I am not going to talk about that.

[It was really disturbing for him, specifically, okay?]

Just. No.

[book2thehead]

[He chuckles a little.]

Well then, we'll try to avoid picking up any novels about the Fatui while we're in this world, then. Goodness only knows what you might find in a place of dreams!

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[Please ignore the full-body shudder as he thinks about the entire genre of romance in Snezhnaya.]

Please. Ugh.

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Should we leave out the entire romance genre from your library, too?

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Do I look like someone who reads romance? As long as it doesn't involve caricatures of people I have the misfortune of knowing, it doesn't bother me but doesn't hold any interest to me.

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You look like someone who likes to try a little bit of everything first, but a single sour taste can quickly turn you off to the rest of it~

We'll find your favorite genre yet. And then you won't be able to get enough!

[threebetrayals]

Whatever. Where are we even going?

[book2thehead]

[Heizou looks over at him with a wink.]

To find your favorite genre~

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...a bookstore?