threebetrayals | Inbox for Songerein

WIP

Curry sounds wonderful~

[He pauses for a moment, and then-]

You must be feeling better if you're up to cook something for no reason, hm?

[He shrugs.]

It's a distraction. [And you need to eat.]

[He smirks a little.]

Are you saying I'm not distracting enough for you~?

I like doing things.

[Shut up.]

Chicken?

Yes, please.

[He goes to join him in the kitchen, though he does kind of... hover uncertainly.]

Is there anything I can help with?

Can I trust you not to ruin the chicken if I have you cut it?

You remember that I live alone, right? I'm perfectly capable of cutting chicken.

Notice how I said "trust you not to ruin the chicken". Cut it properly.

[Evenly.]

[He chuckles a little, playfully rolling his eyes as he goes to do as he's been told.]

Okay, okay! I'll cut it nice and even for you, darling~

Call me that again and you will find this knife in your face.

[There is no heat.]

[Sorry, Wanderer. He's still grinning.]

Yes, dear~

[That's better, right?]

I can make this into Heizou curry instead of chicken, you know.

But then who would you feed it to? All that effort would go to waste~!

I'm sure someone here is stupid and hungry enough.

If they're not worthy, I'll make sure they choke on me~