threebetrayals | Inbox for Songerein

WIP

You remember that I live alone, right? I'm perfectly capable of cutting chicken.

Notice how I said "trust you not to ruin the chicken". Cut it properly.

[Evenly.]

[He chuckles a little, playfully rolling his eyes as he goes to do as he's been told.]

Okay, okay! I'll cut it nice and even for you, darling~

Call me that again and you will find this knife in your face.

[There is no heat.]

[Sorry, Wanderer. He's still grinning.]

Yes, dear~

[That's better, right?]

I can make this into Heizou curry instead of chicken, you know.

But then who would you feed it to? All that effort would go to waste~!

I'm sure someone here is stupid and hungry enough.

If they're not worthy, I'll make sure they choke on me~